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short position

(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor owns financial instruments (shares, bonds, financial derivatives, etc.) that will make the most money IF some other thing declines in value.

Therefore, one always has to take a short position on something in particular. A short position on gold means the investor expects gold to decline in value in the near future, and has bought various things to make money if it does.

Some ways to take a short position on X include:

(1) buying a put option on X

(2) writing a call option on X

(3) borrowing X and selling it (shorting a stock)

#3 is the classical way to take a short position. It was dangerous because a skillful trader could squeeze the shorts using a corner.
BILL: I guess you took a bath when the stock market tanked, huh?

ANA: Nope. I took a short position on all of the nine largest banks. Did rather well, thank you very much.

BIL: Sweet!
by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010
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urban dictionary sex position

A cursed or odd sex position that can only be found in the depths of Urban Dictionary
“We should try out the charmander

“Ughh, an Urban dictionary sex position?”
by TotallyNotASoviet February 22, 2020
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yokalite position

She got down in the yokalite position.
by MEGADIRK May 13, 2005
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position one

Person who talks down to you
Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle

A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again

A victim of love

Position one
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lazy position

Bodily position assumed by televised sports fans where the upper body and possibly the lower body are reclined and the fingers of both hands are laced together and set behind the head to support the head.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption.
~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both.
When Rick got home from work, he sat down on the couch and assumed the lazy position to watch the game.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006
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Microwave Position

One partner retrieves food from microwave while other partner enters them from behind.
Sam had Dee Lila in microwave position while shouting, " hurry up with my nuggets bitch!"
by Dee Lila March 21, 2019
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sandwich position

When two guys are inside a girl simultaneously, with one in her front and one in her back
Joe: Kayla, Jim and I had a threesome last night. We were in the sandwich position all night long
Kim: Nice
by throw536 August 7, 2019
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