parbitration

What James Bond risked when he famously beat Goldfinger at his own cheating game by switching golf-balls.

If Gert Fröbe's character was so rich and influential dat he actually "owned the club", it might not have been much use for anyone else to resort to parbitration against him, since he likely had all of da local judges and lawyers in his pocket, also.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025

Pornitis

When you watch to much porn and your hands get inflammation

He watched porn to often and after years of using his hand he got pornitis.

by Caligrl77 August 9, 2025

Purbitic

A big butthole, that has been gaped

Gus's purbitic could be seen from space

by Cookinbok January 6, 2026

Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.

Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!

by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024

Mr. Portiticus

When your teacher mispronounces everyone's name, so you gotta hit him with the reverse card.

Ayo that's my teacher Mr. PORTITICUS

by Ight, give me back my name March 30, 2020