A sexual act between two loving and consenting adults. The foreplay involves copious amounts of olive oil and a Nuru massage. The gentleman then finishes in a fresh can of spinach being used as a fleshlight while the partner keeps saying "oh Bluto".
by M. Hawke April 10, 2023
Conversation:
Friend1: Hey bro, What're you doing tonight?
Friend2: After work im headed home, Because tonight Im Smashin Popeyes
Friend1: Hey bro, What're you doing tonight?
Friend2: After work im headed home, Because tonight Im Smashin Popeyes
by BlindSide92 November 01, 2017
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by Guitarlord5 June 15, 2017
When you make her cum into a cup many times and blend up the results with protein powder and Greek yogurt.
by Peepeeharder March 29, 2018
The masturbatory act of applying canned Spinach (as opposed to eating it like Popeye the Sailorman™) to your genitals and going to town on your hog/girlhog/spussy/clit.
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