The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.
I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.
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Get the testicular paralysis mug.n.- when you accidentally see/hear someone engaged in sex or sexual activity and are so freaked and/or grossed out that you get away as fast as you can, but are left frozen by the absurdity of the situation and can only say 'ohmygodohmygod' when people ask you what is wrong.
"Abby and I were overcome by sexual paralysis when we walked in on Mike and his lady getting busy in the living room"
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One of the necessary stages every human (usually) experiences during the transition from being awake to being in a dream. If you don't have this fortunate occurrence happen to you, you are a sleepwalker. It is a simply and smart mechanism to ensure you do not actually act out what you're doing in your dreams. You do tend to believe your dreams are real while you're in them, right? This closes down the bridge of transmitting your apparent physical actions in your dreams to your physical body outside of the dream.
Most people who become aware of sleep paralysis while it's happening become terrified of it, try to escape it, and become irate when others bring it up. This is ridiculous when you think about it. If it didn't happen, you would sleepwalk. And whether you become aware of it or not, it happens every time you rest. The really good news is that if you become aware of it happening, you are given a unique opportunity. You can RELAX and let it happen, like a film trailer you don't care for, and stay aware until you are in the dream itself, making it... lucid! Lucid dreaming is the key. The other option is to senselessly struggle, and think it's some strange demonic thing. Kind of like taking the red pill or the blue pill.
Most people who become aware of sleep paralysis while it's happening become terrified of it, try to escape it, and become irate when others bring it up. This is ridiculous when you think about it. If it didn't happen, you would sleepwalk. And whether you become aware of it or not, it happens every time you rest. The really good news is that if you become aware of it happening, you are given a unique opportunity. You can RELAX and let it happen, like a film trailer you don't care for, and stay aware until you are in the dream itself, making it... lucid! Lucid dreaming is the key. The other option is to senselessly struggle, and think it's some strange demonic thing. Kind of like taking the red pill or the blue pill.
"I had sleep paralysis again last night."
"Do you think you're opening your eyes and trapped in your bed?"
"Well, I used to think that, but this time was different... I was in my bed, but my room was completely mirrored, so I knew it couldn't have been real."
"Do you think you're opening your eyes and trapped in your bed?"
"Well, I used to think that, but this time was different... I was in my bed, but my room was completely mirrored, so I knew it couldn't have been real."
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Get the Sleep Paralysis mug.The feeling that you get at 1.00 am, when anything on youtube, even the most terrible video ever, seems interesting/funny/awesome. Usually occurs after a long and tiring day full of stress and inner turmoil.
Joe: Man, I worked a 13 hour day at McBurgerland and my girlfriend broke up with me - then when I got home I had total youtube paralysis.
Harvey: How absolutely awful old chap. Shall I take it you shall be coming out to gain some pussay and/or booty this evening?
Harvey: How absolutely awful old chap. Shall I take it you shall be coming out to gain some pussay and/or booty this evening?
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Get the Funny Video Paralysis mug.n -The submissive action of surrendering to a sexual advance by exhibiting an enjoyable paralysis-like or trancive state of concentration and obedience.
This state of being can be experienced in a contemplative silence or minute verbal expressions of delight ranging from quiet moans to verbal acknowledgments directed towards the aggressor's inquiries/commands.
This state of being can be experienced in a contemplative silence or minute verbal expressions of delight ranging from quiet moans to verbal acknowledgments directed towards the aggressor's inquiries/commands.
The warm wave of sexual paralysis engulfed her body as she quietly complied to him softly whispering, "...now be a good girl and spread your legs."
by Geotis August 23, 2011
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