Poofsie

When you think you gotta poop but its just a fart.

I really gotta go poop Joey, (farts), nevermind it was just a poofsie.

by Sirburger March 9, 2011

poopsicle

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.

by HoboShank March 18, 2012

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

ghost poopie

when you think you take a huge dump but then u get up and theres nothing there.

ghost poopie is phonemenon.

by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004

poopie head

an endearing term to describe your loved one after they did something silly

You did what?! Rohan, you're such a poopie head!!

by PotatQueen December 15, 2019

poohsie

another word for calling someone a pussy. it is usually only used in a joking manner, when talking to your close friends who will get it.

Kyle, you are such a poohsie. get rid of your mega-ovaries.

by alysecat August 4, 2007

poopie

kids term for shit

mommy i poopies on the dog.

by Anonymous April 17, 2003