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cheers poopers

where ya take two ass cracks and shit similtaniously!
by Lasane February 28, 2010
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Corner pooper

Someone who, in the middle of a conversation, goes over to the corner of the room and proceeds to pull down their pants and poop on the floor while the other person stares in disgust. Then the corner pooper pulls up their pants and returns to the conversation and points out that someone pooped on the floor over there and cautions the other person not to step in it.
"Man, the other day Gary and I were talking and that dang corner pooper straight shat in the corner and then had the nerve to tell me to be careful because someone pooped in the corner as if it wasn't him and I hadn't just seen him do It!"
by Jerrysguy June 11, 2018
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Party pooper

Someone who’s looking out for you and making you sure you don’t get so drunk you blackout and wake up pregnant
Omg stop being such a party pooper”
“Ight i’ll Stop helping you bitch
by Deletedthoughts January 30, 2020
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The May Pooperson

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.
"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"
by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011
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Poopterbate

When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.
Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"
by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008
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Futon Pooper

The act of shitting on a bitch’s futon because the whore kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. The worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you shit yourself.
Yo, I went to my whore's place last night and the bitch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her fucking bed. I was so pissed I tried to shit on her futon but I shit my pants. I can't believe I'm a Futon Pooper!
by Footsie PJ April 4, 2011
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panty pooper

A girl/guy who shits in his/her undergarments for sexual arousal.
I met a panty pooper yesterday and boy did they smell bad.
by MÅX December 25, 2003
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