Poopty

Being in such state of transcendence when you are so amazingly high that you laugh at the word "Poopty" itself when said, thought about, or read. It is usually achieved when a wake and bake is accompanied by being very tired and already out of your usual mindset, however, it can also be achieved when large quantities of herb smoking is coupled with the sheer knowledge of the word.

Man One: I'm feeling pretty Poopty.
Man Two: How do you know?
Man One: "Poopty"!
Man One and Two: HAHAHAHAHAH LOLZ
Man Two: Wow, you're correct!

by Prkrsmth April 16, 2009

Hijack the Pooty

To get in a girls pants using false pretense or manipulation

C'mon man, you hijacked the pooty. Admit it.
"Jerry McGuire"

by Davis Bernie May 24, 2005

pooty

A cross between the terms "pussy" and "booty" to create a easy saying for what straight men chase 95% of their lives

Guy 1: NIIICE look at that girl
guy 2: WHOOO i want that pooty!
guy1: wow chill out there buddy. you're balls dropped like yesterday

by SWIGGYcJ91 January 7, 2008

pooty-tang

slang for the most delicious part of the female body

I really love everything about the pooty-tang.

by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005

pooty tang

Fictional character who represents positive outcomes in the face of adversity; also a very cool guy who speaks jibberish.

"We never knew what Pootie was saying, but we always know what he MEANT."

That guy is so cool, he's playing like he's Pootie Tang . . . I just saw him smack the taste out of some punks mouth for using foul language in front of children.

by Real Movie Critic October 13, 2003

poofy

1 with homosexual tendencies widely used in central scotland

billy:what you up to poofy
jackson:not bad been up all night getting my ass pounded

by sean1984 October 13, 2007

Poofter-face

A 'trendy' person who thinks wearing their grandad's sweater is fashionable. Poofter-faces will usually have their jeans rolled up as if they're constantly taking a leisurely stroll along a beach. You have never heard of any of their favourite bands.

Benn and Jed are such poofter-faces.

by DanAndLeon June 20, 2011