pooch

usually a fat person, that has a bulge underneath their stomach that resembles a kangaroos baby pouch.
"hey Darwin!" look at that lady and her enormous POOCH!
by petter pipper April 19, 2009
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Pooching

Havng sex with any dog of a girl that will go to bed with you.
That girl is a real dog, but I'm in the middle of a dry spell. So, I'm going pooching and hit it hard enough to make her bark like the dog she is.
by J Cheever Loophole December 15, 2010
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pooch

a term used to describe the action of pulling through with a fat bong hoot.
"way to pooch that bowl, homes."
by Niggadicks June 09, 2009
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pooch

the word used to describe girls who are abnormally man-like and who only hook up with guys that boulder V10 or harder and have enough money to support her ugg and ice cream habits and who remind her of the only boy she ever loved named Darsh.
She is such a pooch!
Quit being such a pooch!
by douche2020 April 12, 2007
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Pooched

to be beaten like a dog or to be diminished in credibility or status, i.e. to be reduced to a "pooch" rather than a "dog" or "wolf" or "junkyard dog'"; to become a bitch. To bitch-slap.
my roomie tried to get all up in my face about rent and dishes, but I pretty well pooched him by the time that was done--in front of his girlfriend, too.

looks like the Pack just pooched the Bears again--30 nothing.
by BenjaminPierce February 10, 2013
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pooch

Yo blud wat u up to?
Im jus poochin around.
by BJOB O'Brien December 14, 2007
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pooch

(noun) An endearing reference to the cappuccino.
by AKH September 09, 2005
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