Pooch

When something is finished and you have to throw it out.

Where can i pooch my smoke?

by JKix May 18, 2005

Pooch

1: A Bassett word, someone who says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

2: A complete & utter doushbag.

3: A straight man who is absolutely gay.

4. A man who cant control his mouth.

1: 'Yeah & then I cummed all on her tits!'
'Cheers son, but me & your mother didn't need to know that'

2: Mate, dont be a Rumbold, he's such a pooch.

3:I'm not gay, I love the Wanted.......

4: That's my missus, leave your comments out

by Ladybird87 July 18, 2011

Pooch

Twat, Cunt, Epic failure , Queer just a few words that come to mind

Michael Martinez is a POOCH

by Gritz1 May 6, 2010

pooching

v. to pooch is to have sex. Pooching is the act of having sex as a poocher is a womans vagina.

"Man I really pooched that sluts poocher last night!"
"haven't done much pooching lately.."

by imperfect faerie June 15, 2006

Pooch

When a person eats a “farty shit” and vomits it up out through their nose.

Last night i pooched so hard that i could barely breathe for 3 hours

by doubleweeweepoop March 18, 2022

Pooch

Used to describe when something isn’t very good, particularly cinema.

How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.

by qawqaw October 24, 2020

Pooch

a soft gushey part of the skin

Your elbows, cheeks, BUTT,, stomach,, Boobs,, ear lobe's,, susy,, maybe Eliz sometimes,,,

by Diego March 23, 2003