Pooch

When something is finished and you have to throw it out.

Where can i pooch my smoke?

by JKix May 17, 2005

Pooch

1: A Bassett word, someone who says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

2: A complete & utter doushbag.

3: A straight man who is absolutely gay.

4. A man who cant control his mouth.

1: 'Yeah & then I cummed all on her tits!'
'Cheers son, but me & your mother didn't need to know that'

2: Mate, dont be a Rumbold, he's such a pooch.

3:I'm not gay, I love the Wanted.......

4: That's my missus, leave your comments out

by Ladybird87 July 16, 2011

Pooch

Twat, Cunt, Epic failure , Queer just a few words that come to mind

Michael Martinez is a POOCH

by Gritz1 May 06, 2010

pooching

v. to pooch is to have sex. Pooching is the act of having sex as a poocher is a womans vagina.

"Man I really pooched that sluts poocher last night!"
"haven't done much pooching lately.."

by imperfect faerie June 13, 2006

Pooch

Used to describe when something isn’t very good, particularly cinema.

How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.

by qawqaw October 24, 2020

Pooch

When a person eats a “farty shit” and vomits it up out through their nose.

Last night i pooched so hard that i could barely breathe for 3 hours

by doubleweeweepoop March 18, 2022

Pooch

a soft gushey part of the skin

Your elbows, cheeks, BUTT,, stomach,, Boobs,, ear lobe's,, susy,, maybe Eliz sometimes,,,

by Diego March 23, 2003