POD, PODding, PODded

(Verb) To POD:
To remove the ex-boyfriend/husband/wife from your home or life via a Portable On Demand Storage (POD's) unit.

POD, PODding, PODded
I PODded my ex-boyfriend.
I'll POD You!
I'm PODding him.

by Javier Reynaldos September 6, 2008

Puddling out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.

Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008

Peddling your menstrual cycle

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.

Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"

by hardyanimal August 31, 2022

Poodling

Shorthand for 'Poo Doodling'. The artistic creations left behind in the toilet basin after a particularly sticky shit.

Pete has been poodling in the office toilet. His poodle is worthy of a Turner Prize

by Stalyvegas April 22, 2016

paddling

A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.

Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.

Yooo lad! Are you down with a good night of paddling or are you a sad Midsummer Day?

by 9ma December 30, 2007

Poodling

Googling while having a poo

I was poodling on the toilet

by Wholyman June 21, 2019

piddling-diddle

"The extreme art of diddling your piddle to extract white root juice, from your butt"

"(Damn! Get Out My Butt!) I am piddling-diddle right now... can I call you back?"

by Souless Rage November 23, 2003