Pedanker

A non-elite Padel Tennis player, that thinks he is elite and takes the game way too seriously. Loud on court, full padel gear, often with long socks and often with face and hands pasted up to the glass wall while shouting how the opponents were lucky or how f'n good his shot was. They book all the available courts at prime times, so no-one else can play.

Jens is a pedanker, he'd rather play padel than fuck his wife.

by Dan Dan Wordman March 10, 2024

Posankanize

verb

- To make (something) worse

- To equip poor qualities to a machine (for the worse)

Synonyms: worsen, weaken

Antonyms: unposankanize, improve

I was furious when I found out that the mechanic had posankanized my car.

by BEETH0VN April 13, 2025

Podunk

The city of Minden, in Webster Parish, Louisiana.

“ain’t shit to do in this podunk-ass town”

by Cyclonic Torpedo July 29, 2025

Eliska Podana

also known as batman, she's a hero who's saving exhausted students from torture. everyone loves and worships her.

A: oh my god! no studying for us tomorrow!

B: that must be the work of Eliska Podana.

A: she's the best!!

by catenjoyerkia December 19, 2022

Eliska Podana

also known as batman, she's a hero who's saving exhausted students from tourture. everyone loves and worships her.

A: oh my god! no studying for tomorrow!
B: that must be the work of Eliska Podana.
A: she's the best!!

by koela December 19, 2022