Plampy

A women's vagina

I just ate her plampy

by Papi_Antho August 23, 2016

plamingo

a really really groovy pink bird. it also has a bending neck!!!! yayaya!!!! some average boring people usually refer to plamingos as "flamingos." you are being brainwashed!!!!! hahaahah!!!! now you MUST use this word!!!! heheeheheh!!!!!! lalalalaalaalalal!!!! wwwwaaaaahhhaaaaaaahahahah!!!!

a: "I saw a plamingo at the zoo!!! It was groovy!!!"

b: "I ate a plamingo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!!!!"

by dudeley dude May 31, 2004

plamph

One who likes to smell their own fingers surreptitiously.

I spotted you sniffing your trotters you plamph.

by Tony McCaffery October 15, 2004

Plampster

A cross between a platapus and a hampster.

I could sure use some stir-fried plampster for dinner tonight!

by Plampster girl December 22, 2004

Plamp

This word did the rounds at many secondary schools in England during the early 2000's.
It is a derogatory word used to describe an idiot. It is a mixture of 2 words: pleb - commoner/moron and lamp - to hit. It means that someone is an idiot/commoner that you want to hit

You're such a plamp

by Crafty Butcher May 19, 2009

Plamp

To have sex with a female (esp. one with whom the male is not in a relationship).

Dude, plamp that bitch.

Dude, I plamped my homecoming date all night long at the afterparty.

Dude, I was totally plampin this chick when my great uncle walked in.

(NOTE: the present participle form is spelled "plampin," rather than the traditional "plamping.")

by Oliver Fraumwell October 5, 2009

plamph

Onomatopoeic term for a freshly-laid turd.

Watch you don't tread in that steaming plamph.

by L G Mann July 5, 2006