h pizzle

harry potters gangster alterego, used most commenly when he is dueling or making sweet love

wow, at the end of that movie he really turned from harry potter into h pizzle

by Ryan Cumming August 7, 2007

Danger pizzle

When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...

Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*

Chunk loves going for a danger pizzle so beware

by Chunkie Warrior December 7, 2006

beef pizzle

Old English term meaning penis.

Suck on this beef pizzle.

by Juli94 November 22, 2013

max pizzle

max payne

max pizzle

by z dog July 18, 2003

pizzle fizzle

adv. When a bodybuilder has taken too much ephedra, tries to pee, and due to effect of the drug, cannot relax his bladder control muscles to let forth the stream.

"Hey Chet, are you sure those pills are cool, cause when I try to pee, I only manage to squirt once and then dribble slowly over my own balls." Sorry bro, I forgot to tell you about of one the side effects, pizzle fizzle, sucka!

by Sam43 July 16, 2008

Cheesy Pizzle

A fat whore who has sex for money but suprises you last minute when her vagina is dirty and unclean

Though i enjoy rummaging street corners for sluts, i have quit my search due to my fear of cheesy pizzles.

by Joe Schmo July 6, 2004

pizzle stick

its a dick on a stick. you eat it by a) juss lickin it b)coverin it with frosting then microwaving it (coughmollycough)

Mmm... the pizzle stick was sweet like candy

by jessica April 11, 2003