Porcelain Drips

Taking a shit but only burning drops of liquid feces are expelled. They sting the sphincter so bad that you grab the handicap bars, grimace with pain, clench your teeth and wish someone would shove an ice cube up your ass just to cool it down. If you didn't know better, you'd think hot lava was pouring from your bung.

Carl partied all night and then made a trip to Taco Hell. He suffered the next morning with the porcelain drips.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Porcelain Lasagne

When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine.

One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.

Recipe:

Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen

Pasta Sheets - Bog roll

Prep time - User discrepancy

Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended

Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.

by facelymilkington September 15, 2021

Pixcel

A derogatory term used to describe redditors who no-life r/place, commonly used to refer to those who have so little lives that they join alliances between other niche internet groups nobody cares about and spend every second of their waking lives exclusively placing pixels. They are extremely hypocritical, often repeating the phrase "Fuck Spez" despite engaging in his only good creation, actively supporting his business, and very frequently not even being aware of who Spez is and what he does.

Derived from the combination of "pixel" and "incel” the term "Pixcel" implies that the person is fixated on the pixel art creation aspect of Reddit's r/place to the point of neglecting other important aspects of their life

Similar meaning to “Pixel Placer”

"Oh fuck off you pixcel, nobody cares that XQC drew over your pixel art drawing of the pussy you'll never get"

"Damn I can't believe that these pixcels wasted so much of their time placing useless pixels and they *still* want to waste their lives writing wiki pages for poorly made drawings nobody gives a shit about"

by Zegasus July 26, 2023

painting porcelain

the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown

"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."

by triebkore March 16, 2012

Pass-the-parcel

Its like the game pass the parcel except instead of a present its cum and everyone passes it to the next player by spitting it into their mouth. Music plays in the game but when it stops, the person with cum in their mouth has to swallow

Do you want to go to Dylan’s house to play pass-the-parcel?

I love the game because i get cum in my mouth

by Partygames February 24, 2020

porcelain magnets

you shit with such force that it obtains an adhesive that allows it to stick to the walls of the toilet

I had post-mexican blowout and discovered my tirade left the toilet riddled with porcelain magnets.

by Porcelain Magneteer October 18, 2007

Porcelain Bus

Name given to the toilet when vomiting, used in reference to holding the seat while spewing in the same manner as you would hold a bus steering wheel. Not to be confused with the porcelain pony as quoted above

Shit, I had a few too many jagers, I think i may need to drive the porcelain bus

by timb082 February 5, 2009