Pillar John

An enemy in Pizza Tower that activates Pizza Time if you grab dash into him or run into him (mach 2-4)

Player: *runs into pillar john*
Pillar John: *Activates pizza time*
Player: *runs all the way back to the exit*

by Pendolumblade June 20, 2023

Pillar Man

the urge to draw people with SWORDS

I feel like a pillar man

by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE? This is th March 30, 2022

meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 06, 2017

Pillar Condoms

The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.

Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.

by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010

Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.

FUCK I just died to granny pillar bro...

by Skrrtt August 13, 2024

Three pillars of the grange

Sesh suspension and expulsion
Best used when mco comes in loud

Dude I’m not gay i just vape for the three pillars of the grange

by Peter Roberts March 03, 2018

eject pillar

To stick out one’s male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.

Oh... So I have to eject pillar?

by MrWhomstDVe December 04, 2020