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Pharmatard

An overworked, understaffed, not necessarily underpaid, legal community drug dealer wearing a short, dirty, white lab coat and employed by a Fortune 500 mass merchandiser, grocer, large retail chain, or healthcare institution; a pharmatard graduates from pharmacy school with a vast array of knowledge and factual tidbits relating to pharmacotherapy but eventually becomes a dumbed-down, amorphous, human mass as a result of continuous verbal abuse from those illegitimately seeking controlled substances despite various federal and state regulations governing their dispensation in addition to psychological stress imparted through dealings with uneducated physician office staff, under-educated nursing staff, and egotistical, arrogant practitioners with established prescriptive authority yet complete disregard for the deleterious consequences of polypharmacy, drug-drug, drug-food, and drug-disease interactions that may hinder optimal therapeutic outcomes; also, an empty shell of a pharmacist, who makes bogus recommendations regarding self-treatment of certain disease states with nonprescription, over-the-counter (OTC) drug therapy
Mike was nominated as the employee of the month, even though he is the biggest pharmatard that works here. How did that happen?
by Pharminator July 28, 2010
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Pharmer

A recreational drug user whose primary drug category of choice is pharmaceuticals, either over-the-counter or prescription.

Due to vastly different methods of use and perspective on life, the pharmer and the illegal drug user oftentimes don't get along very well. Pharmers rarely trust the purity of street drugs, and illegal users often scoff at the notion that a legal (especially OTC) drug could have equivalent effects to an illegal one.

The benefits of pharming are the guarantee of purity of drugs and the greatly decreased chance of legal ramifications; the drawbacks are the extremely limited supply and high cost of prescription drugs or the incredible dosage required of most OTC drugs to use them recreationally.
"Does anyone here have any spare xanax? Howabout Vicodin?"
"Dude, I didn't know you were a pharmer!"
by Corwin Black September 1, 2008
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Pharmacratical Inquisitionist

One who, through the ingesting of any number of psychoactive vegetation, explores the humane psyche in search of ancient wisdom and early mans creation of gods.
During a recent bi-monthly mind expansion clinic, I had an epiphany, and realized I had surpassed the Doctoral prerequisite and could now apply for my PH.d as a Pharmacratical Inquisitionist.
by C.J, July 8, 2010
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pharma sapiens

a person who is dependant on pharmacy medication for medicaL and or LifestyLe reasons
man! that dude takes so much medication hes evoLving into Pharma Sapiens..
by dr pufaLo August 22, 2017
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PHARMAjuana

I need a script for pharmajuana
by PUCKmnd January 21, 2021
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phomolo

is a elegant way of is describing a kind, whole hearted person that has a soft spot for close ones. This name comes from the SeTwana language in translation to "rest" in English , basically this is a name given to a person that is calm, loving, eye-catching earthly person.
damn who's that ? her name but be Phomolo fr fr
by halleylovesboys November 10, 2021
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phomo

pho•mo pho-moh. Noun. Slang Informal
~an anxious state of butthurt or emotional insecurity that is caused by viewing photos of your peers eating pho together without you, often aroused by posts on social media.
• Evolutionary biology - an omnipresent anxiety brought on by our cognitive ability to recognize the potential opportunities to enjoy pho with our family & friends
OMG the phomo is real! Wish I would have got an invite.
by Meemteem April 2, 2022
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