phoner

the buldge of one's phone in a pair of some tight jeans, somewhat like resembling a boner

girl 1: omg, did you see that guy's raging phoner last night at the club?
girl 2: i know, it was like he had a 6 plus or something packed in there

by followmeontwitter January 12, 2016

Phoner

when your phone sticks out of your trousers and it looks like you have a major hard on, and no one can really tell the difference.

Oh my god, does Jason have a boner or a phoner?

by Notorious IBG October 8, 2016

phoner

hillbilies that beat gays with baseball bats because they fight for freedom and anal sex and this usually results in WORLD WAR 10 so if your not a rascist your a faggots

"long sheets and pointy hat beating phoners down with baseball bats" also connor is a gay faggot homo queer

by juliousisgangsta September 17, 2016

phoner

when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.

Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.

by laseroutcast November 29, 2016

Phoner

When you get an erection while on the phone.

Dude she was moaning over the phone and I got a phoner.

by FKN Toastah January 23, 2017

Phoner

When you receive a massive erection from getting a new phone.

"My friend Jon got a massive phoner when he unpackaged his samsung galaxy S7-Edge"

by darkslayertypeZ February 26, 2017

phoner

noun, a vehicle that is captained by an inattenive driver, who is like engrossed in texting or some dramatic phone conversation. They fail to respond to green lights, drift into your lane on the expressway, and putter in the left-hand lane of the interstate.

Dammit, thsi phoner is going to strand a bunch of us at this eternal light.

by mathsadist June 30, 2017