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Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.
I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.
by Motherhunter September 20, 2016
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phligga

A phlegmatic nigga. Can be used on both a (i) person who has a slow demeanor about them or a (ii) person who is unemotional.
i)
-Yo, Tyrone's always slow on making decisions.

-Yeah, he a phligga

ii)
That dude is chill asf, even though he just witnessed all his kids die in that fire after one of them found his weed stash. He's a phligga.
by DatPhligga69 February 13, 2017
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phlegmish

a word used to refer to when flemish belgians are toxic af
Bob: yo wazap Conradt!
Conradt: you mom gay
Bob: why are you always so goddam phlegmish Conradt?!
by inilossum otineb May 2, 2018
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Phloppy Whoppy

the mystical panda that runs the base
dang Phloppy Whoppy is over here looking sexy
by robeface October 4, 2019
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Phoog

Suck my Phoog u poo
by Ligmaboomer November 7, 2019
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Phlorp

The act of removing a used condom from the depths of a gentlemans' arse after depositing some of your finest in there and allowing the same gentleman to suck the liquid out.
Oh nitro, i seem to have left the wrapper inside of you, would you care to phlorp it?
by Megdalchont January 16, 2022
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Phrogphobic

A strong, irrational aversion and hatred towards the user Phrog, often characterized by a willingness to do anything to avoid any interactions with them. Those suffering from Phrogphobic might find themselves feeling angry and distressed just at the thought of Phrog, and may take extreme measures to avoid them at all costs.
"Person's" fear and anger towards Phrog was so intense that it manifested into a fullblown Phrogphobic response. Even the mere mention of Phrog's name would send them into a fit of rage, and they would do anything in their power to avoid any interactions with Phrog.
by kaipurrs August 22, 2023
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