phallic

worthy of worship, just like my penis

My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you shall see as heads collide, and mine remains the victor.

by lucian November 23, 2003

golden phallic object

the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.

the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"

by someone out there who is bored June 28, 2021

phallical

A prick. A man who is arrogant just because he has balls and a dick which he thinks makes him superior when really he is a dumb dick.

He is phallically arrogant in the way he acts around those women.

by Mousy Kitten January 9, 2018

giganto phallicism

the state of having a giant phallus; figuratively, bold as a man with a giant phallus

I couldn't keep denying the Holocaust after facing such poor reception. Ahmedinejad must have a case of giganto phallicism.

by Jaggers September 24, 2009

Phallic Compensation

When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.

When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.

by tactrash June 19, 2008

Phallic Column

The penis is considered the phallic column.

Most men have phallic columns.

by Rofoman May 18, 2006

phallicating

to phallicate with an object.

OMFG dood quit phallicating with my bed.

by Bobley January 16, 2008