Pervert 5000 

the epitimy of being a pervert

"I was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000."

"Yeah, John has been to the gentlemen's club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. He is officially a pervert 5000."

Pervert 5000 by ole'dad13 June 28, 2009

pervert 

see bayat

A person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior.

That Pervert is staring at my breasts.

pervert by UB March 13, 2004

google pervert 

a person who searches on a search engine for porn or hentai to look at and possibly masturbate to. while google is the most common, many other search engines are used to satisfy their needs, many times search engines which are not used to find pics, i.e. urban dictionary's search engine or newgrounds search engine. the less intended purpose the more perverted.

google pervert: I'm gonna find some pokemon hentai on google!
normal person: my god...

google pervert by thegreatmonkey April 30, 2005

Pervert Job 

A sexual act that is considered to be possibly one of the most perverted.It is usually accompanied by Irmo Jobs.It is when you get a blow job the girl sticks both her legs behind her head then spits the cum inside her vagina when you procede to anal fuck her.

No James, what type of girl do you think I am I would never give you a pervert job.

Pervert Job by James Liddell May 26, 2010

Pervert's Dictionary 

The local phone book.

Jerry was feeling rather obscene, so he consulted the Pervert's Dictionary for some victims.

Pervert's Dictionary by McCock, the Crime Dick August 26, 2006

pervert 

Someone who's idea of normal sexual interaction just happens to be kinkier than yours.

Example: (While having sex outside on a park bench)
Look over there honey. Those people having sex on the marry-go-round. I can’t believe them. They are such perverts.

pervert by vaslav August 3, 2005

unintentional pervertedness 

Bieng a pervert without even knowing it

OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this

unintentional pervertedness by Rorz n Wilde December 22, 2004