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Pervert

A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.

Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:

"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.
"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"

"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"
by lostinthesafari June 6, 2013
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pervert

he sneaks around girls changerooms. his name is walter.
that guy is a pervert👇🏼
by broccoli nipples July 17, 2018
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Perverted

What 98% of the definitions on this website are. I bet there are a ton of links in this definition to definitions with fake sexual meanings. Idiots will try to make people think they have had sex before by claiming that regular words and phrases are ways to have sex.
Everyone on Urban Dictionary is perverted.
by CurledPawsAndStuff October 28, 2022
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Pervertism

The act of being a pervert. (Because "pervert" is too mainstream.)
Pervertism can be present anywhere, and be done by anyone.
by notalittleGrub June 12, 2015
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Pervert

Pervert is a person who only thinks and acts sexually
Gasan don't be a pervert
by Gasan haters August 9, 2017
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Pervert

OB
You are such a OB/pervert
by Zone6don April 30, 2019
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pervert

"Did you see that pervert hitting on Sally. I didn't know there was enough alcohol in the world for someone like that to be conceived."

vs.

"Did you see that hottie rubbing his unit up against Sally. They left together like fifteen minutes ago."
by Bokiks216 September 6, 2008
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