peruvian matchbox

Noun; When you light your dick on fire then have sexual intercourse with a four legged animal or a girl doggie style to put the fire out.

Dude I got wasted last week off some tequila and Peruvian flake and gave some poor llama the old Peruvian Matchbox!

by AMIII March 3, 2014

Peruvian Pipeline

the art of shitting into a meat grinder and grinding it over your girl or man.

frank: bro me and my girl did a peruvian pipeline last night
phil: thats fucking disgusting

by Big Kodiak January 8, 2015

peruvian panflute

When a woman is doing the deed with her mouth to several dicks at once.

Wow! Did all those guys were with Mary tonight at her house?!
Yeah! She likes to play the Peruvian Panflute a lot!

by Edjuh69 May 1, 2016

Peruvian Massage

A man who plays way too many video games gets you naked on massage table, and then proceeds to stick his penis up your nostril. Initially shocking you but ending pleasantly with a stuffed nose.

Odin gave her the peruvian massage, I heard she had a bad headache later.

by Timmy Pants August 7, 2011

Peruvian Necktie

1.(n.)also known as a bolivian necktie. It is a form of murder most common in prisons where one uses a sharp blade such as an illegally acquired knife or razor blade to cut a "V" shape around the area of the victim where a necktie would be worn

2.(n.)In the drug world it is a form of punishment for not paid their "bill." A gasoline soaked tire(usually of a volvo) is placed around a victims neck which is then lit on fire.

1. Johnny found out that it was Stubby who notified the guards about his secret collection of assorted crude razor blades and had them confiscated. In response he gave him a Peruvian Necktie on his 35th birthday

2. Given the clients excessive and overdue tab, the drug dealer ordered his men to give a bonus peruvian necktie on the clients next shipment of yeyo

by Randy Gee August 12, 2006

Peruvian Steamer

1. (Prank) A variant of the Cleveland steamer where 3 to 4 turds are arranged longest to shortest and placed vertically side by side resembling a Peruvian pan flute. This definition Is most likely to be a prank done to the first to pass out at a party

2. (Sex act) Achieved by leaving 3 to 4 vertical "Skid marks" longest to shortest on partners chest.

Lets go to the Chinese buffet down the street. I want to get the shits, so I can give Jenny a "Peruvian steamer" while I titty fuck her.

by Grap3Ap3Rap3 July 15, 2011

peruvian breakfast

the act of scrambling eggs into a bowl and then pouring it into a womans pussy

peruvian breakfast pussy eggs

by linkcreater December 29, 2007