peruvian pie 

When someone sticks their dick into a llama. At the same time this person is receiving a rimjob from a girl and eating out a female guinea pig.

Did you hear that Alvaro did a peruvian pie during 3rd period?

peruvian pie by bjfeelsgoodman May 15, 2016

peruvian sausage 

The largest of all the sausages in the world, far superior to the donger

Wow that guy is so hot I bet he has a Peruvian sausage.

I wish I had a peruvian sausage!

peruvian sausage by SAFTB November 27, 2016

Peruvian Mafia 

Group made up of Peruvians who talk shit about everything and like to be involved in drama and bring shit to the table

Look the Peruvian Mafia are trying to be the innocent ones in Chris’s drama

Peruvian Mafia by anonymoustea101 January 23, 2019

peruvian flute

is when there is 3 or more females stacked on top of one an other bending at the waist is such a way that all of the rear ends align with one an other making a slight resemblance to a Peruvian flute

oh man you see that group of sexy bitches over there I sure would love to Peruvian flute them

peruvian flute by maximus9000 November 18, 2017

Peruvian Popsicle 

When a very respectable woman puts many ice cubes in her mouth and gives a BJ on a hot summer day.

Did she give you a Peruvian Popsicle?

Peruvian Popsicle by Checter November 4, 2009

Peruvian love machine 

hot sexy peruvian with a nice nose and a big penis, and love to fuck girls and play the game as many times as he can. Play the shit out of bitches and fuck them hard in the ass hole.

Hey girl I was with the peruvian love machine yersterday and i became crippled from my legs down.

Peruvian love machine by mc dhq January 24, 2008

Peruvian Stink Weasel 

A sexual fetish in which a man is having anal intercourse with his partner whilst he is on the toilet, defecating.

Mike: Hey, Tim, I gave my girlfriend a Peruvian Stink Weasel last night!

Tim: Oh, snap!

Peruvian Stink Weasel by Carl Shveltz December 30, 2007