Perth strides

n. Aussie term for stupid impractical shoes and, by extension, any useless object or person.

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G’day Bruce! Seen the Canuck news on the telly? That Shandro and his dingo mate Kenney are proper Perth strides.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2021

PERTH WA

Perth wa

Perth wa

by Taenun June 25, 2022

Gurth of Perth

Kris Alido

That frenzy guy that lives in Dardy scarbs, he got that thick dick, he the gurth of Perth

by kirashontae July 3, 2022

Perth

You thought Perth was just a shit place in Australia? Yeah well not just that but guess what? There's also this half Thai dude named Perth and guess what else? He's Australian isn't that hilarious. Look up Perth Nakhun if you want to see his cute face

Wow, look at Perth with his pokemon plushie.

by peachycheol May 23, 2022

Dirty Perth

When you want to be fucked so bad that you shake off the bed and you want to be treated like a whore for hours

“Hey babe, can we do a Dirty Perth tomorrow?”

by Mentallyatgothihop July 17, 2021

Perth College

If you are a raging lesbian and want a horrible education with staff that would rather fuck you over than lose their own reputation this is the school for you!
You will love the principle, who will put her self image before anything else. Look out for her face on an oversized poster as you drive past pc!

Student: I go to Perth College
literally anyone: “are you gay or do you lack a personality?”

by usuckmyballs21 May 30, 2023

Perth Pokies

A species of gambling machine rumoured to exist west of the Nullarbor, but actually rarer than a FIFO bloke who doesn’t own a jet-ski. In Perth, the only “pokies” you’ll find are scratchies from the servo—tiny cardboard disappointment tiles you frantically scrape like a desperate tradie trying to remove evidence before the missus gets home.

Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies

“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”

by SDSyd December 10, 2025