perkless

A job with no benefit whatsoever other than earning a crappy salary and taking crap from your boss.

Jim's job is perkless, he should quit and save himself the hassle.

That freakin job is so perkless!!

by agale71 December 7, 2007

muffin peddler

A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.

You see that muffin peddler? Man, I love him.

by Tanbor November 18, 2005

Perplexed

Feeling confused and slightly worried,

Perplexed defined "I'm not sure what to do with my daughter!"

by Blissful_86 September 15, 2015

peddle and crank

Wank

To have a wank

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

porn peddler

People who have overflowed the internet with cheap, payment required pornography. This often time involves spam email, annoying popup windows, or annoying banners which make many otherwise clean sites not safe for work.

ytcracker, g, and the rest of the digitalgangster crew are a bunch of low and dirty porn peddlers

by AlienWoo September 7, 2005

Purdle

A Poodle with the Shell of a Turtle the opposite of which is a turtle with the torso of a poodle called a Toodle.

Girl: Hey look I drew a Purdle!

by Kcub December 27, 2011

Perplexigram

Basically it is any mathematical diagram, designed or made by mistake only to totally confuse whoever is going to look at it.

Joe: That diagram Mr. Smith showed us in class today made me feel really dumb.

John: Don't worry. We all felt like that. It was a perplexigram.

by Zepto September 29, 2009