Percussion nigga

Any African American that plays any percussion instrument in the school band; the lowest form of life

That black kid who plays the drums is a percussion nigga.

by The Bars Major May 11, 2014

percussive guitar

A sub genre of fingerstyle guitar in which one uses the body of the acoustic guitar to create percussive noises, effects, and recreate drum kit sounds.

Andy McKee's song 'Drifting' caused a spike in the popularity of percussive guitar.

by EG Jones March 6, 2014

Percussionist

The buff guys whomst job is to stand in the back of the room moistening the panties of the rest of the band. This is of course when they aren't sleeping or watching Netflix behind the bass drum. Mr fitz is noticebly biased against him because he isn't mentally capable of understanding the ways of the double stroke roll like the superior percussionists are.

Fitz: it's "drag, drag, drag flam flam"
Percussionist: how would you know you never played snare
Fitz: my brother did and he's an example of why this band needs to get their act together. You guys talk way too much. The judge said we should play harder music but I'm obviously more experienced than him and I know we need to play 7th grade music again

by CatastropheCSGO April 26, 2017

Percussionist

A band kid, usually either really hot or really weird. Or both. (Stay away from those ones)

PERSON I: Ooh, look! That individual of indeterminate gender is really hot!

PERSON II: This is true. Though while I am forced to agree as this individual is, in fact, very hot, I must add that it has come to my attention recently that this percussionist is also considered to be of the weird nature.

PERSON I: Yes, you are quite correct. How unfortunate that we must now ovoid this weird, hot percussionist.

by SketchyBee January 1, 2020

percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

by Adman12 September 23, 2005

permacusty

One who has done something so abominable that s/he can never be trusted or respected again.

person a: He lost the bet, but refuses to drink toilet water.
person b: OMG, I can't take his shenanigans anymore, he's officially a permacusty!

by Alex Ostrovsky October 9, 2008

percussis

The process of coughing with enough force to cause a concussion

Mr. Anderson coughed so hard his ass must have contracted the "percussis."

by The Torse January 21, 2016