Penile Plasticia

An organic polymer strand grown in the penis in all male primates. Ejects itself around puberty. Not a lie or nuttin'. Love you Imgur.

I lost my penile plasticia. Today is the day I become a man.

by damon rosco January 22, 2014

pendlebury

noun: a mythical creature similar to a kraken. Known to attach itself to passing vessels and to then drag them into the abyss.

verb: to demoralize subordinates

Jim: How is your case going?

Mike: It was going great until I got pendlebury'd.

by the hills have eyes September 7, 2016

Penilemice

Penilemice are small creatures that bury into your penis and make it erect as they eat it from the inside, the only way to get rid of them however is to buy cats.

"Oh no! I have Penilemice in me!"
"Dude you better buy some cats quickly!"

by The Mad Penilemouse April 23, 2017

penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.

Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.

by A tall midget April 24, 2017

penile drought

When someone hasnt had their penis sucked in a few months and knows that's a problem

I need a girlfriend because I'm suffering from penile drought

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019

penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022