A penguin is the most Awesome of birds.
Penguins,
CAN fly.
Eat other birds for breakfast.
Waddle.
Are simply awesome.
Love Popcorn.
Drink Coke!
Don't do what it says on the packet.
Microwave their dinner.
Live in America.
Hate zoo's.
Are actually multicoloured.
Can sleep for 5 days at a time.
Guess the time.
Hate Miley Cyrus.
Penguins,
CAN fly.
Eat other birds for breakfast.
Waddle.
Are simply awesome.
Love Popcorn.
Drink Coke!
Don't do what it says on the packet.
Microwave their dinner.
Live in America.
Hate zoo's.
Are actually multicoloured.
Can sleep for 5 days at a time.
Guess the time.
Hate Miley Cyrus.
Miley Cyrus: OMFG, Did you see that cute penguin back there?
Randomer: Yes.
Penguin: I HATE YOU MILEY CYRUS!
Randomer: Yes.
Penguin: I HATE YOU MILEY CYRUS!
by Holliiee March 10, 2009
by kwang July 18, 2003
Homie gee's that have their pants slung so ridiculously low that they have to walk like a penguin with a back and forth swaying motion.
Chris: (Pointing and laughing)
Homie gee: Yo, what you laughin' at bitch.
Chris: You.
Homie: What da hell fo'?
Chris: Since when do penguins talk?
Homie: What da hell ya talkin' 'bout?
Chris: I see intelligence is lost on you too.
Homie: What mf?
Chris: Witty comeback penguin......
Homie: What?
Chris: (Points and laughs even more)
Homie: (Waddles away in distress knowing he has just been put down, but still cannot figure out why)
Homie gee: Yo, what you laughin' at bitch.
Chris: You.
Homie: What da hell fo'?
Chris: Since when do penguins talk?
Homie: What da hell ya talkin' 'bout?
Chris: I see intelligence is lost on you too.
Homie: What mf?
Chris: Witty comeback penguin......
Homie: What?
Chris: (Points and laughs even more)
Homie: (Waddles away in distress knowing he has just been put down, but still cannot figure out why)
by Chris Hitchcock January 26, 2008
This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.
The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.
It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.
you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.
The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.
It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.
you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.
man1: Whats wrong with you? You are walking funny.
man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.
man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?
man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!
man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.
man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?
man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!
by Gotthemstacksholla June 04, 2014
A swift, singular, surprise thrust of one's penis that culminates in a successful penetration of another's anus.
"I thought my roommate had gone home for the weekend but quickly learned that I was wrong when I stepped out of our bathroom naked and he gave me a penguin."
by BigDickFalcon March 10, 2010
A completely unnecessary piece of information the needs to be removed from memory in order to make room for more important information.
Matt: "Oh shit, how am I going to remember that penicillins act on the peptidoglycan cell wall with D-Alanyl-Danyline chains"
Kiko: Nope, penguin.
Matt: Splash.
Kiko: Nope, penguin.
Matt: Splash.
by doogsd March 01, 2017
by lauren e February 20, 2005