pernickity

pedantic, analy retentive, from the root - to 'pick nits', meaning to pick up small and possibly irrelevant or unimportant details

Charles was always picking nits and complaining about the cleanliness of the squat. Personally I think he is being too pernickity.

by Gari May 8, 2003

carpet picnic

To go down on a female when on the floor.

We had a good date. We had a picnic, a carpet pinic. Wink Wink

by kmac_1313 August 17, 2004

Peenicularhomocide

When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.

Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

cereal picnic

(n) A descriptive noun used to describe an event as less than perfect. Derived from the Latin ceralus picnicus that tells of a misguided suitor that was so lame he brought only cereal to a picnic date.

Let's blow this party - with all the quarterback chads and lindsay hiltons it's turned out to be a cereal picnic.

by ronniejamesdio June 20, 2006

Powerpoint picnic

A sales rep providing lunch by buying all the pre-cut sandwiches from the local shop.

"The deli is out of sandwiches some knob jockey must be throwing a powerpoint picnic for the sales team.

by Working Lunch April 21, 2009

bathroom picnic

eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing at the same time

"Soo hungry and thirsty, Oh man I have to poop and pee too, waaaaa."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."

by Nefarious McClatchahands October 21, 2009

concert picnic

(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.

A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.

by Trubol June 8, 2011