picante elefante

the picante elefante is a sex move which goes hand in hand with the rodeo.
Simply put: you apply a rubber and rub pieces of habanero pepper on the outside of it. once you get in, hold on as long as you can before getting bucked off.

gosh dern billy's good at the picante elefante, he rode that bull for 3 whole minutes.

i got drunk, made him wear a rubber, and i should have seen it coming. the picante elefante sure is the spice that burns you twice.

by mpd24z February 4, 2008

pecan dick

when you try to make something seem better than it actually is or your grandpa Stu putting pecans and sweet sauce on his dick to make it seem more appealing.

Yo, I pecan dicked my way through the whole presentation.

by Billumpkin December 13, 2007

Pecan Head

Someone not very smart but cool and nice.

"I like that guy but he is such a Pecan Head!"

by Aderia August 31, 2005

Pedant

A person is obsessed with trying to be smart but is incredibly annoying in the process

Me: Sam is a dumb dumb
Sam: you have to use the word pedant in the dictionary example

by Sam is a dumb dumbdumb l July 9, 2020

pedantic sexism

When a man critiques/criticizes a small detail of something a woman has said or done and mansplains at her about it, either "correcting" her or shaming her for being "incorrect" somehow. Importantly, the gendered nature of the interaction indicates he would not have made any comment, or would have been less rude about it, if the woman were, in fact, a man. Bonus points if there are examples of other errors, or more egregious ones, by men in the same situation at that moment (i.e. comments on a discussion forum or a group of people talking).

Anne says, "I have only the best vegetables in my basket!" Tom says, "So do I! Look at these ripe tomatoes we both have!" Roger points at Anne and says, "Anne, don't you realize tomatoes are fruits? There are tomatoes in your basket, so you can't say you have only vegetables in your basket, now can you?" Anne says, "Wow, Roger, what a great example of pedantic sexism! I love how you go after me about tomatoes, when I wasn't even the person to mention them!"

by NerdFighterForAwesome December 3, 2013

Pecan

A creepy guy that is way too outgoing and will sexually molest you. Preferably if you are a butter face. A pecan may also smell like pecans.

Girl 1:"he was scary! He kept touching me and he smelt like a nut."
Girl 2:" he was a real pecan."

by Urrrrrrahhh(: June 29, 2011

Percanta

Spanish colombian word without any possible traduction in english which is used to refer at someone who is hatefully adorable or simply fucking hateful, depending on the level of gambaness of a person.

Gamba: That percanta is my friend

Normal person: Fucking percanta stole my girlfriend!

by Kx September 19, 2012