smart patrol 

(n.) a collective name for bloggers, commentators, and other personages who comment on daily life, generally in a curmudgeonly fashion. Similar in nature to "the fashion police," but generally more related to the general status quo.

The smart patrol on "The Daily Show" really nailed the Vice President on his secrecy fetish with their segment "You Don't Know Dick."

smart patrol by Jacques Treatment January 9, 2008

snatch patrol 

A man so addicted to a female's pussy, he becomes obsessed, controlling, and goes into stalking mode, making sure she never gives the pussy up to anyone else.

Chris is so addicted to Bridget's pussy, he's on snatch patrol.

snatch patrol by Dixie Crystal January 13, 2017

snow patrol

a gay mans mission to get as much spunk in one night as possible. can also be used for a cock hungry female.

julian: "oh my god i was so horny last night i went on a snow patrol!"

bruce:"oh you're such a dirty man whore"

cat: "i had sex with 5 blokes last night in th club"

sarah: "damn you were on one hell of a snow patrol!"

snow patrol by hazmat man June 24, 2006

Soul Patrol 

The imaginary police or enforcement group made up of imaginary african americans, who are feared by any white person trying to dance, or else behave black (see wigger).

Tim McGraw sang with Nelly, and he is appearing on the Country Music awards wearing Fubu, if he raises the roof, the soul patrol will be all over him!

Soul Patrol by nikthenyetminder January 15, 2005

safety patrol 

When you check in on all your friends the morning after a party

Dude, I was assigned safety patrol after last night's drinking session

safety patrol by Pseudo_nym January 3, 2015

Snow Patrol

The shittest band in the history of the world who got famous by playing the shittiest 3 chord progressions ever written.

If you listen to Snow Patrol you are a douche.

Snow Patrol by Necromancer666 March 18, 2009

ski patrol 

Name for a cocaine dealer. The name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).

cocaine head: Yo, I wanna get fucked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we'll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head's friend: Ok

ski patrol by Fully19 June 21, 2006