patrioticism
Blindly following the leadership of George W. Bush.
patrioticism by cool4dude April 28, 2005
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Tea Party Patriots
A small group of trashy, uneducated, hypocrites who wave signs in protest of things they do not understand. A lot of these people will believe anything you tell them about the government as long as it has to do with taxes and conspiracies. They are constantly concerned that people are coming to take their guns and cite their own made up facts to convince you of it. Fueled by racism, this group did not exist prior to the election of our first African American President. These people share many similar traits to your common Wal*Mart white trash yet have the uncanny drive to create sharpie signs with words on them they will never understand. Their cultural icons are Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Sarah Palin. While most of these toothless rejects don't possess the mental capacity to blink while walking without falling down, at some point they've been made to feel that their ignorant bigoted opinions are worth something more than the welfare checks they receive monthly. Which has led to many comical protests that resemble a trailer park circus. They are not to be taken seriously considering there are currently no professional wrestlers currently considering a Presidential bid. If you do come in physical contact with a Tea Party Patriot be sure to wash the affected area immediately. Lice and stench are the two most common symptoms people report after coming in contact with these brainless, white trash, morons.
Small Child : Mommy, what is that toothless thing over there waving that sign and screaming about hating n*ggers and Mexicans and loving his gun?
Mother : That is a product of economic plight in this country, my dear. You see, it never received a proper education so it was forced to move into a trailer and become one of the Tea Party Patriots.
Mother : That is a product of economic plight in this country, my dear. You see, it never received a proper education so it was forced to move into a trailer and become one of the Tea Party Patriots.
Tea Party Patriots by TscrwsCnty December 19, 2009
Patriotic Cancer
I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker
Patriotic Cancer by k_brhodes July 6, 2014
patriotic
Used to describe a conservative American incaple of thinking critically. These people consider it a compliment for some reason.
Bubba is very patriotic, which is good because it leaves more room in his skull for his uncle's whammy to fit.
patriotic by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 12, 2003
hatriotism
Well, I guess they've added a new country to the list of our enemies. I better hate them, too, if I'm going to prove my hatriotism.
hatriotism by shaniqua2 November 28, 2006
patriautism
His patriautism made him impossible to be around because he would talk of nothing but his blind love for his country.
patriautism by Jennifer Trujillo May 13, 2006
Patriotica
Patriotica n. a portmanteu of Patriot and Erotica. The raging red white and blue boner you get after hearing the national anthem before a baseball game, watching F-22 Talons fly over, seeing Arlington National Cemetary, shooting fireworks on Independence Day, or seeing a soldier return to his family. This boner is bigger than any one you could get even after railing a line of Viagra while watching Kate Upton dance in a bikini. (sorry ladies but you just don't compare to good old 'MURICA) Every red blooded American who has experienced this physiological phenomenon knows that America really is the big swinging dick of the world. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street.
Synonyms include: Team America, Winning
Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street.
Synonyms include: Team America, Winning
Guy one: man I swear, watching President Reagan's Speeches on Youtube has been like porn to me lately.
Guy two: that is some hardcore Patriotica! there's no shame in popping a good old fashioned American woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the RNC!
Guy one: *Splooge*
Liberal: I suck at life so I'm gonna go protest people on Wall Street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.
Guy two: that is some hardcore Patriotica! there's no shame in popping a good old fashioned American woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the RNC!
Guy one: *Splooge*
Liberal: I suck at life so I'm gonna go protest people on Wall Street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.
Patriotica by dugard November 4, 2012