Pastor champion

Annoying money stealing pastor can never leave you alone and treats his kids like angels

Pastor champion is such a thief

by Kaffiyah April 16, 2021

Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011

Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.

Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

by ‎ ‎ ‎ January 31, 2024

Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore

From FBI agent in White Collar to Senator Pastore, Tim's changing his suit but not his game.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Tim DeKay doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2:It’s Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore. He’s playing Senator Pastore, same game new suit bro!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer

We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

Whip the pastor

To masturbate

Okay ewan I’m gonna go whip the pastor

by Bigboypapa69 June 9, 2020