Parsons Experiment

When two straight men give each other blowies just to see if men suck better dick than women.

Did you hear about Dave and Leonard??

Yeah they totally did the Parsons Experiment last night.

Fags!!

by ArlingtonsFinest April 1, 2010

brady parsons

Fat and slow needs to go on a diet because he can’t even skate

Brady’s Parsons a fuck

Jeez Brady Parsons you’re fat and slow

by Brthrjrjrb July 29, 2019

passionista

A fervent popular activist. Someone who gets very animated and active over fashionable causes such as the political prisoner du jour, climate change, Darfur or whatever is fashionable to be outraged about. Heart in the right place, and will tell you all about it whether or not you want to hear it.

How's Jessica?
Usual, gave me on Darfur when she dropped off some low-energy light bulbs as a gift.
She's such a passionista.

by StewieG Wannabe April 19, 2009

tony parsons

the best author ever

cor, that tony parsons is amazing.

by chloeee (: October 20, 2008

arsonist

Girl that gives STDs.

" Yo my man got burnt by that girl. She played arsonist on him."

by JDrakken January 11, 2008

parsonified

To be objectified or to be married.

"You shall quickly be parsonified." Gilbert and Sullivan, The Pirates of Penzance.

by snoopyisawesome December 19, 2011

arsonist

a person who runs out of spit and burns up 3 dicks

i heard you got in trouble for arson... what ... you run out of spit and burn up 3 dicks you arsonist

by co 1 July 26, 2009