Parenting

Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.

"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."

by David Kline May 14, 2004

Parenting

A word parents use to describe to their kids so they can manipulate their kids. Usually parents that use this word are control freaks.

It’s called parenting, Look it up.

by YungHumor November 28, 2018

PARENT

a person who has no talent or accomplishments and therefore has children to order around usually and get respect for worthless restrictive ideas.a parent knows some people will respect them for there age and status as a parent even know they are a bufoon and idiot.

sure he shot dave but hes his PARENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by todd lissner July 15, 2006

parents

the people stopping you from having a pet

what's that son? you want a pet bird? well, because it has the ability to produce waste and make noise, it is IMPOSSIBLE to take care of in my house
-parents

by fastcow October 11, 2018

Parents

Those ppl that gave birth you and raised you, but then when you get older they think you being right in an argument is "disrespectful".

''My parents said that is disrespectful."
"Yes, when i win an argument it is very wrong."

by Moeyoyaa January 11, 2021

parents

Two homo sapiens with a x chromosome that i constantly beg dino nuggies

my parents are annoying

by ur gf's side dish May 04, 2021

Parent

Those who pay your way, take care of you, teach you how to be an adult while getting no respect in return; someone who will care for you until the day you die even when you are immature and act as though you know everything; one who waits patiently until you grow up and realize how stupid you were as a child

Child: Im going to go on Urban Dictionary and submit a definition of parenting to show my parents how it is!
Parent: Move out, get a job, pay for your own computer and internet and show me how it is!

by OneDayYoullLearn April 01, 2012