Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.
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"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).
"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).
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Parabatai Oath:
Entreat me do not leave thee
Or to return from following after thee
For wither thou goest, I will go
And where thou lodgest, I will lodge
Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God
Where thou diest, I will die
And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me
Parabatai Oath:
Entreat me do not leave thee
Or to return from following after thee
For wither thou goest, I will go
And where thou lodgest, I will lodge
Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God
Where thou diest, I will die
And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me
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