porn paranoia

When u watch porn and then think of all the worst case scenarios after done jacking off,u will think someone seen u or u are scared it popped up on someone's computer

I have porn paranoia

by dick the big dicked duck September 29, 2013

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Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

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fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.

"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."

by Weregoat July 01, 2014

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fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.

"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia

by LDKLDK December 15, 2019

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Phone Paranoia

The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.

Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.

by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010

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