Little paddles

Another way to say feet.

"Look at his little paddles!"

by cupcakegirl74 February 16, 2017

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Pussy paddling

A surfer who paddles for a wave but never catches it, getting in everyone's way and leaving waves unridden.

"Dude, that guy keeps missing every wave!"
" I know he keeps pussy paddling!"

by BigmamaNancy March 25, 2021

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A vicious device that makes even the strongest nursing student tremble in fear. This paddle is given every semester to nursing students that involves grinding, tearing, mashing, and ripping the nursing students rectum. The paddle consists of many small serrated edged spikes with several larger spikes more towards the center. These spikes are poison tipped and will cause extreme inflammation and pain for several days to several weeks. In addition to these spikes, in the center of the paddle, there is a large dildo 18 inches long and 3 inches wide. This dildo spins out 90 degrees in a circular motion upon penetration when making contact with the inside of the rectum. The dildo also has box jellyfish tentacles on the head of the dildo that add to insult and injury. Prospecting nursing students may obtain severe psychological disturbances after receiving a neuman in nursing school.

The nursing student was assigned the neuman paddle and went to see a therapist and started taking medications shortly after.

by Betty's Victims April 14, 2010

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paddle

a computer nerd like baby aish

Baby aish is such a paddle

by doobee June 15, 2003

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Paddle boatin

Variation on the term motorboating when used in context of doing it to a fat woman with large breasts that are too big for just a motor boat!

When Kirstie Alley lost all that weight on Jenny Craig I wanted to give her the motor boat, now that she gained it all back she is only fit for a paddle boatin!

by mikeyboy79 May 19, 2009

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