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juan paco

the alteratioin of a woman's voice so that it is artificially deep, in an effort to emulate the voice of a man. Particularly effective when trying to digust or otherwise irritate your friends.
i just told my roommate an entire story in juan paco voice and i keep being obscene and she's like "IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES"
by manifest December 9, 2008
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Paco

To be extremely horny, like on another level.

A replacement for the word "horny"
*in sexy voice* Oh my god, I'm feeling so much like Paco today, would you like to come help me out?

God, I hate being Paco, i'm always craving someone.
by HappyBoxingDoggo January 8, 2021
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juan paco

the most stereotypical name to call a mexican or spanish person
Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges

JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
by Mike_aka_007 December 14, 2008
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Paco

Paco is a stupid ass white kid that lives in Texas. All he does is spend money on fortnite V bucks. He literally has no life. His real name isn’t even paco. He is commonly known as spider-paco. His worse enemy is Marshangelo. They have only fought once.
How’s does Paco live in Texas and have 3 vaccines. Kid in California isn’t even vaccinated yet. FUCK PACO. FUCK TEXAS.
by Marshangelo August 19, 2022
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Pulling a PACO

To promise something multiple times, and then A. Fulfill the promise VERY tardy (at least 2 weeks late) or B. Like a total scumbag, never fulfill the promise or C. Pretend there was no agreement in the first place.
Person A: So, do you think he will finish writing that text today like he promised?
Person B: Nah man. He's pulling a PACO. Not gonna happen.
by MetalGuardVixen March 1, 2013
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PACO

Put a Condom On. Also known as a guy with a shrimp dick, and curtain hair. He dresses like a goth and walks as if he is the king of the world. He wears a shit tonne of jewelry that is cheap and bought from a thrift store.
"OMG, he is such a paco, why does he walk like that?"
"Please PACO (Put a Condom on)
by DanDaRoadman February 28, 2019
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Paco

Paco is a guy who have a really tiny dick
He’s dick is even smaller than a toothpick.
Sad about him:(
:How big is your dick
:Really big
:Give me a number

:15times long than Paco
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯I won’t tell u November 21, 2021
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