The act of creaming inside of one's vagina then shoving a hot branding iron up her coochie until resembling a steamed oyster. It is usually followed by eating her out.
by Mdturtle July 14, 2019
When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
by Fivetimesmike January 17, 2023
Drain the oyster
by Buffybun December 03, 2017
The insertion of one’s finger into a nostril to remove a freshly grown oyster from the nasal cavity.
The freshly harvested Oysters are then gently rolled to create nose opals.
Nose opals are then flicked or eaten as a delicacy.
The freshly harvested Oysters are then gently rolled to create nose opals.
Nose opals are then flicked or eaten as a delicacy.
by Palegnip July 01, 2022
This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster
Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!
by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011
by Dr. Haydens March 04, 2022
The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.
Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.
by Kissel August 22, 2023