Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.

Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.

by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019

tactile osmosis

To absorb information through active motions of hand, such as typing something on the computer.

Yooni has been typing up all her history notes in hopes that tactile osmosis will prepare her for the final.

by the bestest student ever January 18, 2006

OSMOSIS

To live thru someone else. To absorb them until you become one.

As Pamelas life got dull she chose better living thru osmosis.

by fuzzywuzzy1 April 19, 2015

Donny Osmond

Another word for love or adore

ex: I Donny Osmond Donny Osmond!

Who do you Donny Osmond?

How much do you Donny Osmond that guy?

by harrypotteristhebestest January 20, 2010

Osmositizitillation

The process of subsuming something, and getting off on it.

Microsoft's osmositizitillation of smaller companies turns Bill Gates on, as evidenced by the large shipments of Jergens to his billion-dollar home after the acquisition of Bungie Studios.

by Tim Surette, Brendan Sinclair September 22, 2005

Omon

Cool person that's a beats in cod and gets mad bitches

My boy Omon gets bitches and can beat me anytime in cod

by Your boy omon May 30, 2016

Elevator Osmosis

The process of people spacing themselves equally in an elevator.

"Did you see those people move away from me in the elevator after all those other people got off? I couldn't tell if I had bad breath or if it was just elevator osmosis."

by Barefoot Steve July 21, 2008