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Opinionless Bitch

A woman who can't think up their own opinions, such as fasion and music. Usually has to get brag about getting drunk on the weekend, and then boast about it for the following week. Generally wears what's 'cool' and frequently has meaningless sex and constantly brags how uncool other people are because they aren't as freakin' shallow as them.
May also be interested in celebrity gossip, as they cannot find another reason for their meaningless existance.
Girl 1: Oh my god, have you seen those new boots?
Girl 2: Yeah, I hate them, but this magazine, "SlutZ" says they're cool, so I'm going to buy them.
Man 1: You moronic, Opinionless bitches. DIE!
*Pulls out shotgun and empties both barrels in the girls' faces*
by SnipaMasta May 9, 2005
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in my humble opinion

A suggestive starting phrase to seduce someone to have sex, normally in text messages and social media posts.
In my humble opinion, your reproductive organs are quite sizable.

In my humble opinion, your norks can feed an entire orphanage.

In my humble opinion, you have got silky smooth birth exit gate.
by Mr. Languages May 19, 2016
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person 1:"the other night lindsey was oomp oompin on a wang wang"
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Opinuendo

Commentary on current events that is part opinion of the presenter and part innuendo.

Coined by the Radio from Hell show - X96 - Salt Lake City
While their report on the Congressman's bill legalizing the shooting of feral cats was true, the comment on the potential boon to the Congressman's taxidermy business was pure opinuendo.
by TLJohnson March 19, 2011
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