gong gia

'Gong Gia', in the Hokkien language, literally means 'Stupid Child'. This dialect slang is usually used in Singapore and Malaysia.
"Hey John, please don't be a GONG GIA by putting your ass next to the steak on the hot-stone for Mary will not be impressed by your action."
by Looney Tunes May 30, 2006
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Gong Show

Originated from Canada. It is a term used mostly in the hockey world of Canada. Gong Show baically means "out of control"
When i walked into the washroom Ian and Adam were having a gong show of a power shower
by N/A June 20, 2004
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Bang a Gong

Sex. Popularized by the song of the same name by T.Rex. Specifically refers to penetrating deeply enough to hit the cervix.
My girl doesn't like it if I bang a gong too much, 'cause it makes her walk funny.
by T-Rex-a-Lot September 10, 2007
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Ba-gong

Awesome. Fantastic. Nothing better. The ultimate. It is always used at the end of a sentence. Pronounced bah (as in bah humbug or bot) and gong (as in gong). Depending on how great the situation you may even extend the bah part as long as you wish. Many times a ba-gong is done with a point to something.

Ba-gong can also be shared with a friend. One person would lead the ba-gong and the other person jumps in so they can finish together.
Marc -"I found fifty dollars on the street today so I bought two "bottles of Meyers Rum for us, BAAAAAAAAA-"
Greg- "BAAAAAAAA-"
Both- "AAAAAAAA-GONG!!!"

or

"So I'm talking to this girl right? And I'm thinking, this isn't going anywhere. Well right when I'm about to give up she's all like, 'I hope you don't think I'm weird but I'd really like it if I could tie you up and sit on your face' BA-GONG!" *points to face*
by Marc Sauve January 04, 2006
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Text Gong

An SMS containing only the word 'GONG' sent to a friend after you've had sex, based on the Sex Gongs used by JD and Turk in the TV show 'Scrubs'.
(after sex)
Girl: Hey, you wanna snuggle?
Guy1: In a minute, babe, just need to send a quick text.

(elsewhere)
Guy2: Yeeeahh boyee! That's my dawg!
Guy3: What?
Guy2: My buddy just sent me a text gong.
by Dr. Dangeresque June 12, 2008
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ashley gong

Actually spelled "Ashlee Gong", most likely a weaboo that also enjoys playing harvest moon on her 3DS until she falls asleep with it. Can't get any guys but enjoys shipping others and dislikes being alone but too bad shes alone 95% of the time.
I'm Ashley Gong and I love Harvest Moon and my imaginary boyfriend!
by fanimeg November 12, 2017
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Gong show

Absolute craziness. Usually involves partying and just going hard. A bunch of nonsense.
Ben: Boys we just landed in Miami on a Friday
Travis: Bud let's go DT to the clubs, gonna be an absolute gong show.

Ben: Might end up in the back of the red and blue wagon tonight off a perk 30 and some Molly
by kenny chezney February 23, 2022
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