Sad Old Man

A sad old man, other than the obvious definition, is what some female vaginas look like. This is because of there resemblance to a wrinkly old guys face. They can also be heading south some what like a pensioners face does.

As the middle aged women lifted her skirt to receive her smear test the doctor cried "ewww, it looks like a sad old man!"

by Likeable Guy September 1, 2009

Old Man Sexy

A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.

My history teacher is old man sexy!

by SSCpimp March 16, 2009

old man's eyebrows

When someone is giving you head, you pull out right before you cum and you go all over their eyebrows. This makes their eyebrows white like an old man.

Smo loves having the Old Man's Eyebrows so much that constantly sucks guys off so he will always have them.

by Hiawatha November 11, 2006

Old man strength

A unseen unforetold strength they usually comes to you around the age of 40. Where your ancestors strengths come through you. Also from a hard life with physically demanding jobs and experience because of age. Usually leaves the body around 65 to 70 years of age depending on health.

With his old man strength no matter how hard we tried. He beat all of us in wrestling.

by Old man strength September 5, 2018

old man jimmy

Basically a nonce

Oi fam dat old man jimmy is like such a nonce

by Mandem.com November 11, 2019

old man scrote

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.

Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!

by pinjer October 2, 2018

Old Man Jankins

A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.

Man, 'Old Man Jankins' a prick...

by Slutty Pikachu69 May 30, 2016