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Sad Old Man

A sad old man, other than the obvious definition, is what some female vaginas look like. This is because of there resemblance to a wrinkly old guys face. They can also be heading south some what like a pensioners face does.
As the middle aged women lifted her skirt to receive her smear test the doctor cried "ewww, it looks like a sad old man!"
by Likeable Guy September 1, 2009
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Old Man Sexy

A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.
by SSCpimp March 16, 2009
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old man's eyebrows

When someone is giving you head, you pull out right before you cum and you go all over their eyebrows. This makes their eyebrows white like an old man.
Smo loves having the Old Man's Eyebrows so much that constantly sucks guys off so he will always have them.
by Hiawatha November 11, 2006
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Old man strength

A unseen unforetold strength they usually comes to you around the age of 40. Where your ancestors strengths come through you. Also from a hard life with physically demanding jobs and experience because of age. Usually leaves the body around 65 to 70 years of age depending on health.
With his old man strength no matter how hard we tried. He beat all of us in wrestling.
by Old man strength September 5, 2018
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old man jimmy

Oi fam dat old man jimmy is like such a nonce
by Mandem.com November 11, 2019
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old man spec

Old man spec is describing a trim level on a pick up truck that an elderly man would want. Full leather, power everything, running boards, and typically extended or crew cab.
Man, this is a nice truck full old man spec.
by Youmagoo March 15, 2019
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Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.
Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
by The Real Driller August 30, 2022
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