A sad old man, other than the obvious definition, is what some female vaginas look like. This is because of there resemblance to a wrinkly old guys face. They can also be heading south some what like a pensioners face does.
As the middle aged women lifted her skirt to receive her smear test the doctor cried "ewww, it looks like a sad old man!"
by Likeable Guy September 1, 2009
Get the Sad Old Manmug. by SSCpimp March 16, 2009
Get the Old Man Sexymug. When someone is giving you head, you pull out right before you cum and you go all over their eyebrows. This makes their eyebrows white like an old man.
Smo loves having the Old Man's Eyebrows so much that constantly sucks guys off so he will always have them.
by Hiawatha November 11, 2006
Get the old man's eyebrowsmug. A unseen unforetold strength they usually comes to you around the age of 40. Where your ancestors strengths come through you. Also from a hard life with physically demanding jobs and experience because of age. Usually leaves the body around 65 to 70 years of age depending on health.
by Old man strength September 5, 2018
Get the Old man strengthmug. by Mandem.com November 11, 2019
Get the old man jimmymug. Old man spec is describing a trim level on a pick up truck that an elderly man would want. Full leather, power everything, running boards, and typically extended or crew cab.
by Youmagoo March 15, 2019
Get the old man specmug. Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
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by The Real Driller August 30, 2022
Get the Poor Old Manmug.