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onner-offer

An Onner-Offer is the device that turns on and off the television,DVD, VCR. Its sometimes referred to as a remote control
Hey Dad I can’t find the Onner-Offer
by Dan_Anthony September 14, 2021
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Rob offer

A fantasy football trade so one sided only Rob could dream it up.
They've offered Lacazette and Gundogan for Bruno Fernandes, that's such a Rob offer
by Two Girls One Klopp August 17, 2021
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Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.
Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!
by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012
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Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.
Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.
by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011
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Offers

Take what the devils offers
by 666demonkid June 10, 2023
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Odd Offering

When a situation calls for offering an even amount of things, but you make the mistake of offering an odd amount.
My friend Steve tried to join in on our footy game yesterday. He was only one player but in that moment we really needed two players. I told him he can't play because he came to us with an odd offering.
by Hash-money February 18, 2023
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cookie offer

An offer or invitation made to someone out of respect or politeness, with the expectation that person will decline said offer or invitation.

For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
i gave her a cookie offer to come to a party with me but she actually said yes, so now i have to go with her.
by 8I December 16, 2022
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