just jerking you off

A way to tell someone you are just joking or teasing with them.
Howie: "Yo Rj, did you hear cory and jason are gay lovers now?"

Rj: "No way, really?"

Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."
by mikecox is huge March 25, 2010
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break you off somethin

To "break"(unseat) a bullet from it's casing in the process of firing a firearm. ie to kill someone.
I'm gon' break you off somethin!
by nokianinja October 08, 2002
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i choose you off

asking somebody if they want to fight (fist fight)!
hey jerk u just called my wife a bitch.i choose you off.
by sneakystevep November 04, 2017
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People That Piss You Off

This is the place where you post everyone that pisses you off, if it's a group of people(like a group of friends), a type of poser, a certain kind of person (jocks, nerds, wiggers etc.) or a certain individual who's getting on your nerves.
Post them all here and let go whatever hate you have on whoever your targeting.
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People That Piss You Off

George W. Bush. I can't believe so many fucking people voted for him. He is so full of shit.
by David555 May 26, 2006
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Piss-You-Off-Hot

"Piss You Off Hot" is used to describe a girl who is so damn hot that it pisses you off.

Used in situations where being in the presence of a supremely attractive women is actually a hindrance to being able to enjoy one's self - either because you're already with a woman, or because the guy she's with is so obviously undeserving of being with such a babe that you can't ignore the injustice.
The blond girl across the restaurant looked potentially cute, although her boyfriend was a real slob, so I held out hope that she wasn't actually attractive. Later, she walked by my table, and dammit, she was piss-you-off-hot. The rest of the evening I was obsessed with trying to sneak peaks in direction. I couldn't even enjoy my dinner, much less make conversation with my date.
by jm2011 September 17, 2009
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break you off somethin

term used my rappers, to lace someone out with expensive gifts in return for sex or romantic relations
'but first im gonna have to break her off'
by vicky May 29, 2004
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