tit me off

To make someone laugh excesively

You really tit me off dude!

by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017

Browning Me Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Me Off... Fetch my shooter... "

by fatboyspence January 11, 2012

cunts me off

the biggest form of being mugged off

e.g when someone doesn’t indicate at a roundabout

“he pure cunts me off”

by blundhoep November 29, 2018

Flicked me off

To not only flip someone off, but also to shoo them away by doing a flicking motion with your middle finger.

"I kissed Jason's girlfriend in Spin The Bottle, but he didn't think it was so funny. It flicked me off until I eventually just left the party."

by Sharky Sarah Shark April 01, 2019

Heem Me Off

It is the act of requesting and or receiving sexual favors.

It is the equivalent to asking for someone to "Get me out the way"

"Are you trying to Heem Me Off?"

by Heemery BOB December 17, 2012

Lick me off

The licking of my penis.

I don't like you so, lick me off bitch!

by Patrick November 27, 2004

snap me off

The request for someone to send pornographic images of themselves through the app Snap Chat with intention that one will jerk off to the images until one reaches climax.

I begged Carlie, "Come on baby, Snap me off. I'm almost there"

by Todd McClever B.F.E. March 12, 2015