octopus tenticle 

Octopus Tenticle (Octo, puss; Tent, ikle) An uncircumcised penis. A penis with foreskin still attached greatly resembles octopus tenticle.

Ohh gross Hank just touched me with his octopus tenticle! FREAK!!!!!!!

octopus tenticle by Dan Finnegan May 8, 2007

Octopus Brigade, The 

A wonderful "musical group" from Virginia that sings songs in a creepy, high pitched sound about fire breathing chickens named Percival, baby lizard-cows, lobsters, big dead gaseous balls(also known as stars), and many other fun things.

Wow, The Octopus Brigade is cooler than I am!

Octopus Brigade, The by Jenny December 30, 2003

Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).

Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"

Octopus Grip by ax about me December 24, 2010

octopus fingers 

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.

srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)

octopus fingers by katileka March 17, 2011

octopus eating

Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.

Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible

octopus eating by DodoDude700 July 9, 2014

Octopus Trebuchet 

Anything that is wildly impractical or ridiculous, but alot of fun.

"Hey, we're going to go try playing paintball while skateboarding, wanna come?"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"

Octopus Trebuchet by Avila A. July 20, 2016

octopus to the face 

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.

Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.

octopus to the face by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018