An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.
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To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.
Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."
by SirJigglesAlot March 15, 2011
Get the Dirty Skillog Nuts mug.A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.
Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!
or
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!
or
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
by VanHeezy February 8, 2007
Get the deez nuts mug.A tremendously long bowl movement which, upon evacuating the rectum, falls forward, slapping the back of the scrotum before falling into the toilet.
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by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
Get the nuts in a wringer mug.An Atomic Nutslapper is when you are getting head and your girl starts to punch your testicles like a boxer using a speed bag.
Person 1:Yo I heard you got head from Misty and she gave you an Atomic nutslapper
Person 2:Yeah my fucking testicles hurt bad
Person 2:Yeah my fucking testicles hurt bad
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