An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
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by TheNutcrackExpert February 6, 2025
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Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025
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by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 5, 2024
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by peep_n_cheese_ August 7, 2023
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When you bring ya girl infront of ya momma and now all she do is agree with everything she say to me yea u a nutcracker bloody
by 44 feel me April 25, 2024
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Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022
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