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Alabama nutcracker

An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
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