The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

Mantastic Number

A song in a musical in which the singers are all male and the song is of a high manful quality; usually involves singing about objectifying women and/or fighting.

The song "Dames" from the Musical "42nd Street" is my favorite mantastic number.

by Captain Silver April 1, 2006

Number 2

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.

Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.

by Jazpur September 7, 2011

Number One Bullshit

Originally popularized by UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov, later used again by shirtless Tampa Bay Lightning player Nikita Kucherov after getting hammered on Bud Light and winning back-to-back Stanley Cups in a postgame interview after a game 5 win against the Montreal Canadiens. He was frustrated that Vegas Golden Knights goaltender Marc-André Fluery won the Vezina Trophy instead of the Lightning's own Andrei Vasilevskiy, as well as Canadiens fans celebrating like they had won the Stanley Cup after winning one game.

"I was telling him every day 'Vasy you're the MVP, you're the best player,' and then they gave it to- whatever the guy... Vegas... the Vezina... and then last year they gave Vezina to somebody else, number one bullshit, number one bullshit." - Nikita Kucherov

by AVerySillySillySillySillyMan July 10, 2021

Numerating

When you are young, 10, 11, or 12 and you first begin masturbating. It is new to you and amazing. At that time it is referred to as numerating.

I just began numerating yesterday.

by joshuan jared November 16, 2007

Number 15

Number 15 Burger KIng foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus.

Person ordering at Burger King : Can I get a number 15 please with a large root beer?
Me: DON'T GET IT!!!! THE LETTUCE HAS FOOT FUNGUS!! DON'T GET THE POP TOO!!! YOU"LL GET DIARRHEA

by SHORTCAKE :) February 1, 2019

Bone Numbers

A phone number you get from a girl who you want to have sexual intercourse with.

"I went to the club last night, picked up a couple of bone numbers"

by Martin Paul-Jean April 15, 2009